will rogers

the mark of true greatness is the resonance of thoughts beyond the short span of our years...
some items to chew on from the great one. bear in mind that he died in a plane crash in 1935. these could have been said yesterday.
1. never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. there are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
4. always drink upstream from the herd.
5. there are 3 kinds of men: the ones who learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; and the rest, who have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
6. good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
7. if you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
8. long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. today it's called golf.
well, that's all for now. say your prayers and drink your milk.
o.c.