epiphany: the pigs become self-aware
"And how is all of this supposed to benefit me, Dad?"
posted by okeechobeechuck at 2:46 AM
Saturday, October 27, 2007
"And how is all of this supposed to benefit me, Dad?"
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- Name: okeechobeechuck
- Location: port charlotte, florida, United States
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3 Comments:
>> Blonde in the Everglades
>>
>> A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while
>> on vacation. She wanted to take
>> home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
>> reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After
>> becoming very frustrated
>> with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde
>> declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
>> alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
>>
>> The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't
>> you go on and give it a try?"
>>
>> The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
>> catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper
>> is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in
>> the murky water, shotgun
>> in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a
>> huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
>> With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
>> shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the
>> slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators,
>> all lying belly up.
>>
>> The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
>> blonde struggles mightily and
>> manages to flip the gator onto its back.
>>
>> Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
>> frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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